As the world of technology continues to evolve, a revolutionary new concept in observability has been introduced: Quantum Entangled Observability (QEO). This method leverages quantum mechanics' peculiar properties to provide unparalleled insights into system performance, allowing for real-time monitoring without lag or delay. By utilizing quantum entanglement and OpenTelemetry, QEO promises to transform the way we monitor systems, with potential applications in various industries. However, due to the fragile nature of entangled states and scalability challenges, further research is needed to overcome these hurdles. Ultimately, Quantum Entangled Observability appears to be an April Fools' prank, but innovation never truly ends, and perhaps one day quantum observability could become a reality.